It's Melodie Time! |
Hey, kiddos! Thanks for making a special detour to my blog. I hope you're prepared to read! There's gonna be a lot of humor, a lot of shipping, and a LOT of analysis/headcanon. If you're illiterate...well, you're not reading this anyway, so IRRELEVANT. I'm an eclectic person, but I'm also one who likes to laugh. I like all kinds of humor, but I love deep, intellectual humor that makes me think. And cats. Everyone likes cats. Memes, too. If you find anything you like, feel free to follow and have a good time! I aim to please. :) ALSO, READ MY TAGS! THAT'S WHERE MOST OF MY HUMOR LIES! ~Merrie Melodie |
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Because in all irony the lone shoe we found in the middle of the parking lot at Downtown Disney was cinderella’s slipper.
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what happens if you run in front of a car
you get tired
what happens if you run behind a car
you get exhausted
this is comedy gold. you should take notes
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imagine trying to go on a date if your father was Erik
i’m pretty sure it would be impossible
Your Erik Dad posts are now my new favorite thing. Like seriously, you have no idea.
Erik-daughter: Dad, I’m going out. I’ll be back in—
Erik:…
theoriginalimpossiblesoufflegirl:
A Glasgow nightclub has installed a two-way mirror which allows male revellers in private booths to spy on unsuspecting women as they visit the toilet! With no notification or signage anywhere in the venue many female club goers have been left feeling embarrassed and used. Although they do briefly show the mirrors in a promo video, the club has been quickly deleting comments and posts on their social media from club goers trying to alert others to the situation. This is pretty much illegal and hugley violates privacy. Thank you The Shimmy Club for giving us a shiny, new, creative and cool take on objectification.
article herei’m never leaving my house again, this world is just too fucked up.
WHAT!?
gross gross gross gross gross
Good morning disgusting.
Remember ladies:
- “No space, leave the place” (fingernail test)
- A two way mirror must be set INTO the wall, not placed on top of it.
- If you rap/knock against the mirror, one installed onto a wall (a normal mirror) will make a dull sound, because there’s something behind it. A two-way will have more reverberation.
- Use the flashlight on your phone to shine on the mirror, if it’s a two-way, you’ll be able to see into the other room.
- You can also shield your eyes and see in if you lean up against the glass.
- The room being viewed will have to be brightly lit (10x brighter than the room looking in), so if you’re in a typical dimly lit club bathroom, you’re ok.
boosting the fuck out of this
also this is their not even apology. idk what to call it.
how fucking gross
Vile.
I could have understood the “a bit of fun” approach if this applied to both the men’s and women’s restrooms. But as usual this is not the case, it only applies to the women, and to the benefit of male viewers, pleasing the male gaze. Which make this a helluva problematic situation.
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I give you: Tumblr in a nutshell. Or rather, in a cookie shell.
This is my life motto from now on!
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the way it should be, famous songs from animated movies performed in the language of the place the stories are set in or the character’s mother tongue {listen}
i. hellfire (the hunchback of notre dame) - french; ii. once upon a december (anastasia) - russian; iii. a whole new world (aladdin) - arabic; iv. bare necessities (the jungle book) - hindi; v. i see the light (tangled) - german; vi. can you feel the love tonight? (the lion king) - zulu; vii. i’ve got no strings (pinocchio) - italian; viii. i won’t say i’m in love (hercules) - greek; ix. it’s tough to be a god (the road to el dorado) - spanish; x. under the sea (the little mermaid) - danish; xi. i’ll make a man out of you (mulan) - mandarin; xii. when you believe (the prince of egypt) - hebrew
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THE RITUAL IS COMPLETE
Message from Banksy
When I cosplayed Anya, I used two patterns.
For the bodice, I used a pattern similar to this one. If you decide to go with this pattern and...
I will never not reblog this.
done by morgan, at seven crowns tattoo parlour, in toronto, ontario
Meg Giry, are you a dancer?
ave maria is one of my favorite pieces of all time holy crap